Following is a sample from the Federal Way police log:

• Malicious mischief with forks: At 10:32 a.m. Dec. 20 in the 4000 block of South 329th Street, a victim reported that someone used several boxes of forks to make an illustration of a penis in the victim’s yard.

• Storage unit theft: At 4:04 p.m. Dec. 18 at 32615 Pacific Highway South, a victim reported that his or her storage unit was broken into and personal items were stolen.

• Stolen golf clubs: At 10:28 a.m. Dec. 18 in the 500 block of Southwest 327th Place, a victim reported his or her vehicle’s window was broken and a set of golf clubs valued at $2,355 was stolen from inside the vehicle.

• Counterfeit: At 6:26 a.m. Dec. 18 at 34727 Pacific Highway South, a counterfeit $20 was passed sometime between 3 a.m. and 4 a.m.

• Suspect returns stolen property: At 10:01 a.m. Dec. 19 in the 32100 block of 46th Place Southwest, a suspect returned property to police. The subject told police he was drunk the night before and entered an unlocked vehicle, where he stole CDs and a makeup bag. The subject was unable to identify the vehicle he took the items from.

• Fight at a bar: At 1:55 a.m. Dec. 19 at 28845 Military Road South, police and fire responded to a bar where a bartender reported an injured person. The victim said he was punched by an unknown male. The victim was heavily intoxicated and couldn’t remember details about the assault. He suffered a black eye and a bump on the head.

• Stolen hardware: At 12:42 p.m. Dec. 19 in the 2400 block of South 316th Lane, a victim reported the nuts on his or her vehicle’s tires were stolen.

• Bottle thrower: At 12:17 a.m. Dec. 19 in the 28800 block of 18th Avenue South, a witness reported seeing a suspect throw a beer bottle. The bottle broke a vehicle’s window and dented another vehicle.

• Recovered car: At 7:44 a.m. Dec. 20 in the 33100 block of Hoyt Road Southwest, police recovered a stolen 1998 Honda.