Following is a sample from the Federal Way police log:
• Woman has strange phone stalker: At 6:44 p.m. June 24 in the 28000 block of 18th Avenue South, a woman reported that she receives calls two to three times a week from an unknown male. According to the report, the woman indicated this has been happening for several months. The woman contacted police this time because the unknown male had sent her a picture message of a nude woman with the text “She like playing with herself.”
• Vehicle prowl gets messy: At 1:51 a.m. June 24 in the 28000 block of 27th Avenue South, police responded to a call of a vehicle prowl. According to the report, police found the suspect inside the victim’s vehicle, banging things around. The report also notes the suspect damaged the interior of the victim’s vehicle with “bodily fluids.”
• Mailbox baseball: At 4:13 a.m. June 24 in the 3000 block of SW 341st Street, a patrolling officer noticed two residential mailboxes had been knocked over.
• Random act of vandalism: At 9:27 a.m. June 24 in the 34000 block of 7th Avenue SW, a patrolling officer noticed the rear window of a vehicle had been shattered. According to the report, the officer notified the owner of the vehicle. It appeared a rock had been thrown through the window, but nothing had been taken from the vehicle.
• Shot fired: At 1:52 p.m. June 24 in the 33000 block of 35th Avenue SW, an unknown suspect fired a single shot at the victim’s home. According to the report, the shot penetrated the exterior wall of the home. No one was injured.
• Facebook argument: At 9:25 p.m. June 24 in the 2400 block of South 315th Lane, police responded to a domestic dispute. According to the report, a man and a woman were having a loud argument. The report notes that the argument began because of Facebook.
• Hotel floor smells like a Phish concert: At 1:39 a.m. June 23 in the 32000 block of 25th Avenue South, the management at a hotel reported that their entire fourth floor smelled strongly of marijuana. According to the report, one of the people staying on the fourth floor admitted to smoking marijuana in the bathroom of their room. The report notes that the suspects had their five-month-old child in the room with them, and that Child Protective Services was contacted.
• Angry girlfriend part 1: At 3:17 a.m. June 23 in the 39000 block of SW 329th Place, police responded to a possible domestic violence call. According to the report, a man stated his girlfriend had assaulted him. The girlfriend was arrested and booked for assault.
• Angry girlfriend part 2: At 1:29 p.m. June 23 in the 31000 block of 3rd Place SW, police responded to a domestic dispute. According to the report, a man and a woman had gotten into an argument. The report notes the woman was arrested and booked for assault.
• Don’t be an idiot at a bar: At 11:18 a.m. June 23 in the 28000 block of Military Road South, a bar contacted police, requesting that two people be removed from the premises. According to the report, one of the two suspects had an outstanding warrant and was arrested for the warrant. The other suspect was trespassed from the bar indefinitely.