The following is a sample from the Federal Way police log:

Transient man tased by police: At 6:56 a.m. on Aug. 1 in the 32000 block of 1st Avenue South, a man arrived to work and found “an unwanted transient male” sleeping in the parking lot. After being told to leave by the man, the transient male became angry and charged at him — prompting him to call 911. Officers responded to the scene and found the transient male armed with a metal object and taking actions to resist arrest, including positioning himself “as if he was going to assault officers.” Officers responded by tasing the man and subsequently booked him into SCORE jail.

Cyclist claiming to be on heroin arrested: At 9:55 a.m. on Aug. 1 in the 900 block of South 344th Street, a man was stopped by an officer for “riding his bicycle down the middle of the roadway with no helmet.” The man was found to have a misdemeanor theft warrant out of Federal Way and was detained. Upon being detained, the man claimed to have ingested heroin; he was cleared medically and taken to SCORE jail.

iPhone stolen at LA Fitness: At 8:07 p.m. on Aug. 1 in the 27000 block of Pacific Highway South, a man reported his vehicle’s driver’s side door window had been broken and his iPhone 5C stolen while his vehicle was parked in an LA Fitness parking lot. No cameras were pointed at the victim’s car, and nothing else was stolen. No evidence or suspects could be obtained.

Man angered by cold pizza, aggressively takes off shirt: At 8:14 p.m. on Aug. 1 in the 1700 block of South 281st Place, a pizza delivery driver called 911 over a verbal confrontation with a male customer. The man was upset when the delivery driver arrived with a cold pizza and proceeded to take off his shirt and yell at the driver “as if he wanted to fight.” No one was injured in the confrontation.

“Baggie” of heroin found: At 3:48 p.m. on Aug. 2 in the 31000 block of Pacific Highway South, police were called when individuals found “a baggie of drugs.” The bag was booked into evidence and tests eventually came back “presumptive positive for heroin.”

Domestic violence lands man in jail: At 10:52 p.m. on Aug. 2 in the 3000 block of South 288th Street, an adult male was booked into SCORE jail after allegedly punching his wife three times.

Yelling, barefoot woman disrupts office complex: At 8:09 a.m. on Aug. 3 in the 31000 block of 23rd Ave South, a barefoot woman inside an office complex was reportedly disrupting business by yelling loudly and rapidly speaking in a language that responding officers couldn’t understand. Officers described the woman was “very agitated and aggressive in nature” and found attempts to speak to her unsuccessful. Officers concluded the woman was “unable to care for herself” and “in danger of becoming gravely disabled” and had her involuntarily committed.

Subject throws rocks at vehicles, urinates when officers attempt contact: At 11:41 a.m. on Aug. 3 in the 34000 block of Pacific Highway South, witnesses called police to report someone was throwing rocks at passing vehicles. Upon police contact, the subject (no gender recorded) ran across six lanes of traffic, disrobed, urinated, then “spread liquid upon self and officers attempting contact.” Subject was transported to St. Francis Hospital for mental and medical evaluation.

Jewelry, electronics stolen: At 2:06 p.m. on Aug. 3 in the 1200 block of Southwest 301st Street, officers investigated a suspected forced entry into a first-floor window of a residence that led to “approximately $1,800 of jewelry and electronics” being reported stolen. No further information was available.

Foul smell comes from ditch: At 5:54 p.m. on Aug. 3 in the 1600 block of Southwest Dash Point Road, a man who said he regularly picks up trash along a ditch reported noticing “where someone had possibly dumped human waste” on Aug. 1. The man said there was about three inches of moisture emitting a foul smell and said a nearby RV could have dumped the waste but said he didn’t actually see anyone dumping anything. The responding officer noticed some moisture “but no odd smells” or signs of anyone dumping human wastes. Attempts to contact owners of the RV were negative and the case closed.

Boys harass woman at her residence: At 6:26 p.m. on Aug. 3 in the 33000 block of 26th Avenue Southwest, a woman reported ongoing issues with four 11- to 12-year-old males, including throwing trash on her residence, taunting her and throwing a rock that nearly hit her. The reporting officer conducted an area check for the juveniles but didn’t find anything. There were no injuries or property damage, but the incidents were documented by police.

Thrown rocks, can of food break windows: At 6:57 p.m. on Aug. 3 in the 600 block of South 348th Street, unknown suspects threw rocks and a can of food at a building, breaking both panes of the sliding glass front door and one pane of a large window in front. The night janitor heard the glass break and called 911, but he didn’t see anything and officers could not locate any evidence.

“Relations” in bathroom lead to bar fight: At 12:54 a.m. on Aug. 3 in the 1300 South 324th Street, officers responded to a bar fight involving several patrons. Officers say a male and a female were “having relations” in a bathroom; friends of the female believed she had been attacked in the “relations,” prompting a fight among both parties. After being separated, the female confirmed she wasn’t attacked and both parties declined to file a report. Police closed the case.

Suspicious subjects break wood, drink publicly: At 9:53 a.m. on Aug. 4 in the 31000 block of Pacific Highway South, officers responded to reports of “two suspicious subjects possibly breaking wood and drinking in public.” Only one subject was located and was found carrying an open container. No further information was available.

Shoes stolen from Famous Footwear: At 3:02 p.m. on Aug. 4 in the 2000 block of South Commons, officers contacted a suspect identified by employees to have stolen a pair of shoes from Famous Footwear. The suspect actively resisted arrested but was eventually handcuffed and booked for theft and resisting arrest.

Facebook threats made over vehicle impound: At 6:13 a.m. on Aug. 5 in the 27000 block of Pacific Highway South, a man reported “vague threats on Facebook” in regards to a homeless man with whom he once worked. The reporting man said the homeless man was arrested for DUI after the reporting man allowed him to sleep in his car, which caused the vehicle to be impounded. The homeless man had personal documents in the car and wanted the car out of impound, but the reporting man refused to pay the fees. Through Facebook, the reporting man said the homeless man “threatened to come to his house and, ‘one of us are going to jail.'” Officers determined no crime had thus far been committed, but the reporting man was encouraged to dial 911 if the homeless man came to his residence or work.

Man’s tires slashed, suspects ex-girlfriend: At 5:11 p.m. on Aug. 5 in the 33000 block of 35th Avenue Southwest, a man reported both rear tires on his vehicles had been slashed and deflated. The man didn’t see who did the damage, nor did he have video surveillance, but he suspected his ex-girlfriend due to ongoing civil issues between the two. Attempted contact with the ex-girlfriend were made via phone with negative results.

Passed out man was huffing compressed air: At 10:11 a.m. on Aug. 6 in the 34000 block of 16th Avenue South, Wal-Mart loss prevention representatives requested the removal of a man passed out near the entrance of the store. The man said he had been “huffing compressed air” and was medically evaluated at the scene. A warrant out for the man for a DUI in Seattle was confirmed, and the man was booked into SCORE jail.

Apartments spray-painted overnight: At 10:31 a.m. on Aug. 6 in the 1300 block of Southwest Campus Drive, the assistant community manager of Arcadia Townhomes reported an unknown suspect spray-painted the outside of a townhouse with yellow and black paint overnight. An occupant of the apartment indicated no issues with anyone, and the area was canvassed for suspects, witnesses, or evidence. Nothing was found.

Wooden-spear-wielding man arrested: At 11:07 a.m. on Aug. 6 in the 2100 block of Southwest 336th Street, a suspect was located and detained “in the interest of public safety” based on 911 calls claiming he was twirling around a wooden spear. The wooden spear was destroyed and disposed of after it was found the man had an active warrant out of Federal Way for third-degree theft charges. The man was arrested and booked into SCORE jail.

Parking lot dispute ends in keyed car: At 2:23 p.m. on Aug. 6 in the 160 block of Southwest Campus Drive, a woman keyed a man’s car after a dispute over a parking space in the Winco Foods parking lot. The woman was located in the store by police and admitted to damaging the man’s vehicle. She was then arrested and released with a citation.

Condominium mailboxes forced open: At 2:24 p.m. on Aug. 6 in the 1800 block of South 330th Street, a board member of Village at 330th Condominiums reported seven mailboxes had been forced open. The responding officer noted it was clear a tool was used to open the mailboxes. The board member had no suspect information and could not provide witnesses or camera coverage of the mailboxes, making the case inactive.

Pitbull attack leaves woman in hospital: At 9:29 p.m. on Aug. 6 in the 31000 block of 50th Terrace Southwest, officers responded to a reported pitbull attack that left a female victim suffering from severe lacerations and bite marks. The owner of the pitbull was cited and the dog was taken into police custody; the victim was taken to the hospital and her dog went to emergency veterinarian services. The case was forwarded to prosecutors and animal services.

Man says houseguest stole rifle: At 9:34 p.m. on Aug. 7 in the 3100 block of Southwest 342nd Street, a man reported waking up the morning after having people over the previous night and discovering his rifle was missing. The man suspected one of the guests with a “gang affiliation” took the rifle, but that couldn’t be confirmed or verified by the responding officer. The gun was entered into the system as stolen and the case forwarded to the Criminal Intelligence Section for informational purposes.