A recent statement by Mark Knapp, aka Firearms Lawyer, on April 21 in The Mirror gave me quite a start.

The statement: “My guns feel infinitely safer with an attorney general (or a governor) that anticipates how the health care mandate might produce its own version of ‘Friday the 13th’ the movie.”

I found it astounding that guns have “feelings.” Of course, I’ve never had a particularly close relationship with a gun or guns, so what do I know?

It certainly implies that a man may have a nicely intimate relationship with his gun or guns, so much so that he is aware of their “feelings.”

And, I am doing all that I can do to rein in my particularly wicked imagination as I speculate on the nature and parameters of such “relationships.”

Karen Hedwig Backman, Federal Way